Well, wouldn't you just know it?!? No sooner do I say that we are not part of some Borg Collective than the Borg Qveen herself (AKA: Common Teri) informs us that we've already been assimilated and we probably didn't even know it! Well, okay, I'm a big enough girl to admit it when I'm wrong, though I don't really recall being assimilated! This business of being a Borg does help explain a few things, though, and probably comes with a few perks:
1) Now you know where that voice in your head came from, you know, the one that told you to buy that really cute pair of slingbacks last week!
2) Borg are never alone. Hey, when was the last time that you saw just one Borg in Chili's on Saturday night!
3) You get to wear one of those really cool vinyl catsuits!
I wonder if I can get to be Seven of Nine? :-D